New Digs...

The new website is here: www.cenozoicpublishing.com   Content should be a little fresher at this locale.  And be sure to keep an eye out for the new book...coming this summer (2014) Cosmosis--a unconventionally structured bio/celestial anthology featuring 2 full-length novellas, Bad Trip and War Torn, as well as a short story, White Light and a flash fiction piece titled, General Maps. 

-TP

Hot off the press!

https://www.kirkusreviews.com/features/thomas-pryces-entirely-natural-self-selection/

Open letter to any orbiting aliens

 

Should any aliens be observing this planet, and you happen to pick up on this digital smoke signal, please feel free to abduct me.  I mean it; really, I’ve had some tough times lately, and could use the break from reality.  And don’t worry, I won’t resist or try and put your picture up on Facebook.  I promise.  I’ll be a good little specimen. 

Feel free to prod, study and probe (with discretion and a safe word, of course).  I know you gotta get something out of the deal.  I don’t mind answering questions, submitting bodily samples (within reason), or even being subjected to a little torture in the name of behavioral study.  I’m not a sadist—and would prefer to just hang out and bond, maybe share some stories, tell a few jokes—but I understand the call of science. I’m sure you gotta obtain some data in order to justify the expense of an abduction.  I only ask that you keep the torture and experimentation to a non-lethal level.  After my visit (vacation), I'd like to return to earth someday. Whatever you do, please don’t lock me in a small box with Cher to study human behavioral activity.  If by chance, that happens to be on the abduction agenda, well, unfortunately, that would be a deal breaker for me. 

In closing, Mr. orbiting Alien, if you happen to be listening, I would be honored if you’d consider me for your abduction program.   Keep in mind, I’m a scientist, relatively fit, a writer, and have plenty of life experience to share with you or download into your mind melder. I think I’d be the perfect candidate.  And, like I said, I could really use a break from this place right now.  Hope to hear from you soon.

Oh, BTW, can you have me back by Christmas?

Available on Amazon!

http://www.amazon.com/Unnatural-Selection-ebook/dp/B007GN6AMQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1336793897&sr=8-2

Unnatural Selection's on a roll!

Feature novel on Kurkus website 5/9/12:
http://www.kirkusreviews.com/blog/fiction/kirkus-indie-survival-self-published-author/

Awarded runner-up in the 2012 Green Book Festival writing contest in general fiction:
http://www.greenbookfestival.com/

New Website

To all friends and followers and those arriving by chance.  We have relocated to new digs.  Should you be so inclined, please swing over and have a look.  As always, thank you for your support!

-TP
www.cenozoicpublishing.com

Out next week...Finally!